Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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