Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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