is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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