i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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