their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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