I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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