she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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