? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I am one with the molecules
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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