Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
