i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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