i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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