it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
We smell like vodka and hangover
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