do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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