i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
found the other keg... it's in the tree
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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