OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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