This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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