There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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