I could have mohawked her pubes.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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