bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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