She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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