Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
