So drunk its hurt
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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