I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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