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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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