how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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