i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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