i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Is it penis luge time yet?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Randomize
