it was like his penis was on wheels.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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