So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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