Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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