Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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