Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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