So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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