Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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