From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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