Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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