mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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