I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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