But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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