theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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