Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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