Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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