R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
My boob is missing a layer of skin
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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