32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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