It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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