Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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