i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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