sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Congratulations! We have a period
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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