Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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