have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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