have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Who died my cat blue again?
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