i permit you to call me
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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