His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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