Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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