is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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