it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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