if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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