Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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